rachel inberg // writer // fighter // baker

Nicknames

Hearing a Bag Crinkle, 2014

Hearing a Bag Crinkle, 2014

 

My cat Nuggets is a very good boy and sometimes I let him share a piece of fried chicken with me. What follows is a list of the many nicknames I have for him:

McNugget

McBoogalooh

McNoogs

Bubbles McSnoogalooh

Snugs McBoogaloo

Nug-a-lug

Nugelach (like rugelach, the dessert)

Noogles

 Noodles

Nuggalo the Juggalo

 Mr. Baby

Mr. Babypants

 Senior Babypants

Mr. Stinky

Mr. Man

Mr. Little Guy

Mr. Tiny Head

Mr. Fluffy Face

Mr. Ears

Mr. Mister

Stinky Booper

Stinky Pooper

Stinky Buddy

Stinky Babes

Stinky Butthole

Stinky Fart Man

The Baby

Bubba Noogs

Bubba Snuggs

Big Pooper

Mr. Floofer 

Floofernooter 

StinkySnoodles

 Snoods 

Lovie Boops

Little Booper

Little Weiner

Snugglewumpkins

Little Pignoli

Nug in a Rug

Nuggle-umpkins

Boobies

Snuggluffagus

Snuggle Ninja

Snuggle Muffin

Golden Nugget

Boo Boo Baby

Nuggle (like muggle)